Jun 05 2008
Strange Wilderness…
Seriously…?
What the fuck…?
You’d think a film that had so many (apparently) funny people in it would make some sort of attempt to actually be funny…
Or maybe they forgot to hire a director and/or screenwriter…
There’s barely a cohesion of anything between the scenes…
Something that happens one scene rarely has an effect that carries over to any of the other scenes…
Jonah Hill was cast in an entirely different movie…some movie that required him to speak in some annoying voice/dialect…
Justin Long must’ve gone to the John Hurt School of Accepting Easy Paychecks…
Because he got to smoke dope…
He also got to act like that kid on the bus…the one in the front with the hockey helmet and drool guard…yeah…Justin Long got to act like that kid once that kid discovered his older brother’s bong…
The most difficult thing he had to do in the film was sit in the makeup chair to get eyes tattooed onto his eyelids…
Which was pretty funny…the first time I saw it in Ski Patrol…18 years earlier…
It’s like they decided to set up some scenes, give the actors some props, and let them improv all their lines…and then it’s like they deleted all the funny stuff, and kept the boring, pointless stuff that didn’t make any sense…
Oh, yes, lest I forget the stock footage accompanied by “hilarious” commentary…
I would’ve rather listened to the original voice over from the 70’s…
This is a pointless fucking movie made strictly to annoy…
If it wasn’t for the couple of nice tit scenes (and the fact that Five Across The Eyes is still inherently more annoying…in other ways) this would be the worst film of the year for me so far…
The tits save it…
Barely…
And Robert Patrick’s penis almost sinks it…
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